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Salary Review

 Thanks to my friend who sent me this old funny joke on Salary Review. I am waiting for my review too. I am not sure when my company going to review my salary too  Anyway, let’s have a fun with this joke.

What you need to survive

What you asked your manager for

What the HR PROMISED

What you felt it as

What you received ….. Before Tax

What you received ….. After Tax

 

Does this joke reflect on your current job? If yes, I recommend you either RESIGN and look for another high pay job or work part time.

Recently, my friend recommended a good place to find part time job - AsiaPartTime.com - Malaysia’s Trusted Part-Time Job Community. Perhaps, you should try that on.

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Delicious Trip @ Ipoh Malaysia

Looking for a trip but hardly find a free time slot for all? No more excuses for you to exclude for trip to Ipoh Malaysia as it can be as easy as you want. For those makan-kaki, I guess this might be a delicious trip for you too….. Let’s consider depart from KL at 6am. You will reach Ipoh, Malaysia around 8am. Let’s roll the trip

8am: Dim Sum @ Fu San, Ipoh Malaysia
Variety of DimSum which make you cant stop eating…

9am: After DimSum, remember to try the famous Tau fu Fah filled by wooden pail.

10am: Egg Tart + Sai ki mah
You can tabao bring back for your friends + relative too

11am: If your friends dont like to eat egg tart, then you can consider Hiong Ping. Its a famous biscuit from Ipoh Malaysia too.

12.30pm: Have some light lunch with Home Made Yong Tau Fu, Curry Mee or Laksa.

1.30pm: Dessert time with Muachi & Peanut Dessert

2pm: Jusco time & Pamelo time as Ipoh famous with Pamelo as well. You can go for a movie/ shopping but must give your tummy a break as more food to come…
The nearest big cinema is TGV

4pm: Tea time with Old Town White Coffee, especially for those coffee lover. Remember to order some baked toast too

5pm: Delicious Crab - Oyster Sauce Crab, Sweet Sour Crab, various type of seafood. Wah, so delicious

 

7pm: Take away/ Dine-in Salty Chicken & Bread Chicken (Kampar)

  

8pm: Famous Nga Choi (Taugeh) Chicken + Sar Hor Fun (Onn Kei)

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The Most Sexiest Park in Korea

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Are you interested to visit Korea now? Let’s propose to our government to build one in Malaysia. We replace all the female actors with Tudung / Womens Scarf on their head.

How come our tourism ministry never think of such good idea to generate more income for our country. I guess, they spend too much money to build cracking Bridge. Let’s sing a song for our government and dedicated to Mr.Sammy Velu

Kepong Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
Kepong Bridge is falling down,
My fair Samy.

Take a gag and shut us up,
Shut us up, shut us up.
Take a gag and shut us up,
My fair Samy.

How will we build it up,
Build it up, build it up?
How will we build it up again,
My fair Samy?

Build it up with tax and toll,
Tax and toll, tax and toll.
Build it up with tax and toll,
My fair Samy.

Roads and bridges bend and break,
Bend and break, bend and break.
Roads and bridges bend and break,
My fair Samy.

Blame it on an Act of God,
Act of God, Act of God.
Blame it on an Act of God,
My fair Samy.

Rocks and blames will wash away,
Wash away, wash away.
Rocks and blames will wash away,
My fair Samy.

Parody sing along to “London Bridge Is Falling Down”

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DHL - We deliver.Whatever

Are you looking for a reliable courier service provider? Perhaps, I voted  DHL as the best global courier.

Why? Because We Deliver-Whatever

 

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Hot Weather is coming………

After 2 months of raining season, it is time to suffer a hot weather season:( But it is good for me too, why? Dry Weather = No jam @ LDP. Here is a funny comic on illustrating the dry weather in Malaysia. See how these Malaysian use their EXPENSIVE and LOW QUALITY water. Have fun :)

Hot Dog

See this dog, he also know how to enjoy himself in such a hot weather.

Actually, these boys are celebrating annual water festival @ Portuguese Settlement in Malacca, Malaysia

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